I'm Glad I Didn't Say That!

"Ten people
who speak
make more
noise than
ten thousand
who are
silent."
--Napolean Bonaparte

I'm Glad I Didn't Say That!

The following are actual quotes.
We're sure glad we didn't say that!

"we're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd, on his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-David Dinkins, New York City Mayor
Answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
-Colonel Oliver North
From his Iran-contra testimony

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
During an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Question to Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA Contest:
If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-Hillary Clinton
Commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-A congressional candidate in Texas

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

"I have opinions of my own 'strong opinions' but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Former Vice President Dan Quayle

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago!"
-Dan Quayle












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